As you probably expected, since my last post was regarding being in a malaise, i haven’t posted for a few days. This is for a several reasons... Mainly its because ive been feeling a bit unwell again and have literally no energy to type anything of interest other than whine. And secondly because ive spent a lot of my spare time hiding online trying to drown my sorrows, except i haven’t been drinking i have been pursuing rather more geeky hobbies. How enlightening.
Everyone seems to be getting ill at the moment, but Jesus don’t you hate it when people say “well there’s a lot of it going around at the moment’. REALLY? Well that makes me feel so much better thank you. You only said that because you couldn’t think of anything else to bloody say. Stop patronising me you mong.
It’s been a very slow week, i haven’t had a lot to do at work and the week has been dragging on... And on and on etc. I have spent much time at work trying to figure out a way in which i could earn lots of money without having to actually work a 9-5 job. Answers on a postcard for that one, as i have yet to come up with anything that doesn’t involve A) Selling my body (Which no one would buy anyway). B) Inventing something awesome, except im too stupid to come up with anything (Imagine the janitor from scrubs and his awesome inventions). C) Descending into the world of crime. To be honest C is looking like a good option. Maybe i should become a gentleman thief or hire cheap eastern labour to build some sort of death ray. Who knows.
Anyway, evil world domination plans aside, it is actually a sad week this week. One of my colleagues at work is moving on to another job, this is mostly jealousy because i wish i was moving to a job with prospects but i guess ill have to pretend to be all nice about it to her (Love you Shelli!). Here’s hoping she doesn’t read this before her leaving party tomorrow or i could be in a large amount of trouble...
I also did something, or well didn’t do something today that im totally annoyed about. I went and bought some new shoes in Next. I was served by a super cute geeky kind of girl who i actually probably would have had a shot with. We even had a nice bit of banter going on and i couldn’t build up the courage to do something about it. Now i regret it so badly. So if you’re the girl who thought i was trying to steal a single shoe in Bournemouth’s next store at about 12:45, leave a comment here!
On that note of rather pathetic attempt to make female contact, i shall bid you farewell. At least tomorrow is Friday, and that can’t be half bad. Can it?
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