Ok so like. I have a bad headache right now, really bad, and i think it has been brought about by a rising amount of anger that has been present today. This started off by something someone sent me the other day by text and people send them to me all the time.
CHAIN TEXTS. Those stupid bloody messages about if you don’t pass it on to 8 people you get fucked over with a badger or something. STOP FUCKING SENDING THEM TO PEOPLE YOU DUMBASSES!? Jesus. If you are fucking dumb enough to think they actually have a bad karma effect on you then you deserve to use your allowance of monthly text messages, which is essentially your own money, informing the rest of us humans about it. JUST STOP. You’re not only making yourself look like an ass but you’re feeding the telephone companies that rape us with high charges every month!
Yes i realise the irony of me talking about bad karma from these things when i have a hugely bad headache tonight, partially brought about by the message initially. It’s so amusing though isn’t it? YOU MUST PASS THIS ON TO 8 PEOPLE! Or you’re cock and balls will be eaten by a ravenous hamster. OH NOES! I must pass this on! That hamster scares me to buggery! So amusing. I’ve never passed one on in my life, i just can’t be arsed. Oh and im an intellectual so therefore im smart enough to know it means FUCK ALL.
So angry aren’t i? Damn i kind of missed this. In other news i was beaten by a girl at mini golf today. Yes i had to do this during work, it’s part of my job... Playing mini golf... Ahem. Well it is actually so i am being serious. Yes i was thrashed by a female, although to be fair to her she is quite scary sometimes and a little angry as well. So im ok with what happened. At least i didn’t beat anyone to death with my golf club whilst watching these chav families trying to grasp the concept of hitting a ball into a hole. Burn them all!
So, after all my anger and call for... Burning. I do actually have some nice news. IM GETTING FIBRE! WOOOOO. If you don’t know what that means, please leave my blog. Now.
Fibrecity finally connected me and now im just waiting for a chap to come and link it into the house. Here i come 100mb connection! Going to be quite the upgrade from the pathetic 3mb im currently getting. Stupid house... Being so far from the exchange. Oh well! I shall be one of the lucky few in the UK to have Fibre to the home. Awesome huh? Bow to me! I am your god!
Ahem, little less power tripping required there i think.
Here’s hoping im less angry tomorrow. Hope you’re all having a good week!
Bye for now.
i liked it. except you still don't know the difference between your and you're. GAYLORD.
ReplyDeleteI think it's more a case of YOU dont know the difference. Stupid. I am correct in all cases, as usual.
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